I love this because it shows that you can’t always be perfect and do everything right in life to succeed. Life is about making mistakes, learning from them, and then becoming a better person who achieves in life
(Source: blackberryvision, via fuckyeahbandbuffalo)
The TARDIS is a trending topic in the United States at the moment thanks to a mention on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
"You need to make a horny bassoon sound."
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
|Professor:||juveniles typically are less likely to get into crime if they participate in some kind of extracurricular activity. Sports, clubs.. Maybe band.. *giggles*
|Me:||WHAT YOU DONT THINK BAND KIDS CAN BE TOUGH? WE TOO SCARED TO SHOPLIFT BECAUSE our band director will just tell us one more time yeah you're right
i just want a boy who touches me distractedly
like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so
"I’ve got everything I need! Let’s head back to my timeline!"
Put the crab down, you can’t keep him.
He has to stay in his natural habitat.